Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Here's your red meat

For everyone who thought Monday night was "too nice..."

Pennsylvania Senator Bob Casey Jr.:
John McCain calls himself a maverick, but he votes with George Bush 90 percent of the time. That's not a maverick. That's a sidekick!
Arizona Governor Janet Napolitano:
Barry Goldwater ran for president, and he lost. Mo Udall ran for President, and he lost. Bruce Babbitt ran for president, and he lost. For this election cycle, that's one Arizona tradition I'd like to see continued.
Kansas Governor Kathleen Sebelius:
For John McCain , there's no place like home, or a home, or a home.
Ohio Governor Ted Strickland:
You know, it was once said of the first George Bush that he was born on third base and thought he’d hit a triple. Well, with the twenty two million new jobs and the budget surplus Bill Clinton left behind, George W. Bush came into office on third base. And then he stole second.
Virginia Governor/Senator Mark Warner:
In four months, we will have a president who actually believes in science.
Montana Governor Brian Schweitzer (ahem):
If you drill in all of John McCain's backyards, even the ones he doesn't know he has...that proposition is a dry well.
New York Senator Hillary Clinton:
It makes sense that George Bush and John McCain are going to be together next week in the twin cities because these days, it's hard to tell them apart.

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